You know your Doctors coming onto you when...
-He photoshops his picture onto an X-ray of your heart
-His lab coat says 'tight butts drive me Nuts' on the back
-When you lie down on the examination table, he insists on spooning
-Before examining you he washes his hands in 'Obsession' by Calvin Klein
Typical day at the Hallmark 'Brainstorming' session..
Sympathy
-Kidney stone passing
-Rat caught in the AC
-Sudden Unexpected weight gain
-That time of the month
Congratulations
-Birth of an illegitimate child
-6th minute wedding anniversary
-Finally off welfare
-Discovered where that smell was coming from
-Smarter then the average bear
Things that Papercould be replaced with to make Rock, Paper, Scissors more believeable..
- Dynamite... blows up rock; scissors cut fuse
-Teenagers... teenagers smash rocks; scissors cut teenagers
-The Hands of time... Erosion wears rock; scissors are stainless steel
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