The Funnies 1

So iv been reading this great website..well reading it in parts mostly, and i thought id share some of the little funnies i picked up from it..
*So for future reference, this is not my original stuff, but stuff iv found and am sharing..hence it will be in a different font/colour/etc.

Alternative Uses for Vodka (In the house)

• Pour 5 litres into a bucket for a soothing, sterile footbath
  

• Instead of paint, use vodka. Your friends will be impressed "Wow you painted your living room vodka?!"
  

• Save water with a quick Vodka shower. Just pour vodka onto your head, lather and rinse with vodka. Go ahead, sneak a sip..nobody's looking ;)
  

• Vodka your plants
  

• Make your own Vodka sause. Pour Vodka directly onto food- Vodka Sause!
  

• Take a bath in Vodka. 15-20 bottles. While you soak, bleach your whites in the same vodka. Its cost effective and pretty safe :)
  

• A few drops of vodka into the eyes will instantly clear up any redness or irritation.

Why Karma's a Bitch?

- Its that time of the month

-Someone made a joke about its mum

-It didnt get enough sleep

-You forgot its birthday

-Its grounded on Prom night

-It had to work late

-It wants to prove its an empowered woman

-Its on its Last Nerve

-No one Appreciates it

-Its the result of a Self-Filfilling Prophecy after some called it a Bitch!