Smile Like You Mean It

Dwight Schrute: "In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead. "

Why is it that i start with a quote from the office?
Seriously? are you seriously asking me that question...are you crazy? have you seen the show? its the sinlge most awesomest show ever! and for all those out there who doubt this statement, and just dont find it funny..i will quote the words of a very wise friend [who i shall name 'Scots Tott'*,] and say.."you have to understand the charecters'..i would laugh at her, but i KNOW WHAT this Tott means!

The Office has to be one of the funniest shows iv seen in a loooong loong time! And you just have to watch it to realize how funny it really is..How i Met Your Mother # 2 on my list(in my head) of the decades funniest shows on tv. Barney makes the show, pity that doogie howser turned out to be gay, not that im into blonde scrawny types, but for those that are, my heart goes out to you!

Big Bang Theory, another funny comedy introduced to me by that same little Tott , a show about something different then just friends living together, falling in love and boozing up and doing stupid things...in this show theres a TWIST- its a show about all of the above, but with GEEKS! heh before you rule it out-consider once, its good!
3rd Rock from the Sun, a show about 4 Aliens who come and try to blend in on earth as a Family. Funny Ha-Ha comedy, perfectly quirky and cliche'd-Loved it! Will & Grace The most popular, gay-themed series, and the funny thing is yes will and grace are funny, but the two charecters that steal teh show are JAck and Karen!!! they are probably the two most hilarious charecters written and acted out!!! shear Brilliance!
Sex and the City This one is both an entertainer and a guide to life, love and relationships! whats not to like in this show? yes guys dont liek it much..but i can bet ANY guy ANYTHING if they sit through 3 episodes they will most definitly end up watching the entire season...Any bets?! scared? huh! haha

Id also like to mention some of the Brit comedies i LOVED..(i love brit humour-not all-but the right ones can make ur sides split)
Fawlty Towers..who hasnt seen this? the Tall lanky brush moustached guy half screaming his lines, his non-chalant wife half singing her lines and the staff made up of fools all trying to run a BnB(bed and breakfast)..not very subtle humour..but then what can you expect from '70s Tv?

My Family Something iv been watching since the past year..started watching it out of boredom, and my newfound obsession with BBC entertainment..ended up loving the witty humour and overall comical parody of the dysfunctional nuclear family system in todays world!
Two Pints of Lager, and a packet of Crisps, Introduced to this RANDOM show late one night in london by my uber-cool uncle, i instantly fellin love after 2 episodes..its sort of like the british version of friends(on the surface) but it much much more Crude, dirty, raunchy, etc. Its a show about 5 friends and their love, sex booze-filled pub Adventures..It can even be called a dramatic comedy with lots of ups-and-downs and every episode ending with a dramatic something happening! BUt by far teh funniest charecter in the show is Louise! you have to see it to understand what im talking about!

Do i need to metnion why i would also add Friends, SNL(Saturday Night Live), That 70's Show and Southpark in this post? Need any explanations? no? good!
if you do, speak your mind or forever hold your peace!

Peace!

* A (clever) Pseudonym for a friend who i wanted to mention in the post, but is too shy..hence the pseudonym..which i felt is appropriate for her!
:)

Serious stuff to think about!

A wise person(persons) once said...


SuperGay- because sometimes 'Gay' just isnt a strong enough word!

Never play Leapfrog with a unicorn..

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate!

You can only be young once..but you can be immature forever!

Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts!

No one wanted to share..so she decided to eat the entire bucket of Crazy herself..

..cause' fun is like a good haircut..its never the exact same twice *(heyy this one i came up with all by my crazy self)

What is flirting?
Nonsensical banter that makes you foolishly giggle and smile like a school girl..

Once again your caught between a rock and a crazy place..

I used to be lovedrunk..now im hungover!

All i need is love...but a little chocolate ocne in a while wouldnt hurt either!

Ever stop to think....
and then forget to start again?

A man was convicted smuggling butterflys into the U.S..
Airport security said they got suspicious when they saw him farting colours!


and my personal favorite(not neccessarily funny-who said this post is supposed to be funny? its serious stuff im talking about..okay getting tangential again..)

"Dont cry because its over..Smile because it happened"
(and now im going to go live by this philospphy..)

An Ode to Friendship

This post i dedicate to one of my closest friends. She's sort of like my funny bone and frankly speaking i really dont remember the last time i had a serious conversation with her.(hehe) she is my partner in crimes against any form of intelligent/rational/normalcy; she is also my enabler-[the person who makes an addiction(an addiction to bullshit) even worse haha]; and she is probably the only one who can make a crappy mood of mine evaporate like nail polish remover!
(neno if your reading i love you and i miss you everyday *OG :P)

So as usual i got slightly distracted at work and stumbled upon a funny article which i thought id share..Mostly because its the kind of thing that me and neno would sit and endlessly talk about for hours, and when we dont talk about it, we are most definitly thinking it :)
(i picked out my favorite ones from it )

"Random Thoughts of a 25-35 year old.."

(Lets start with this one since that’s what happened with me Today :s-which then led me to find this interesting article haha)

-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything
productive for the rest of the day.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell
my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves
me.

-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first
saw it.

-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually
becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting
90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the
only one who really, really gets it.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
finish a text.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and THEN turn on the water.

-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be
a problem....

-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.


*i know i know i use too many brackets..but its the only way i can put more then one conversation in a sentence! you know what i mean!
:)