Things You would Never Know Without The Movies
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
- All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
- All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
- The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
- The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
- A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
- It is not necessary to hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.
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