Recently a friend of mine Totts, just up and left for Canada.
And hence my racist, anger toward anything canadian grew even more.
No im just kidding, i was always racist towards Canada..plus its funny making fun of it, more because Totts is ohh so patriotic 'aboot' it, ESPECIALLY since Totts has only been there, less then a year! :P
Reasons to Fear Canada..
- Seem Not to mind that one of their provinces has turned almost entirely French
- Excessive Politeness only makes sense as a cover for something truely Sinister
- Citizens seem Strangely Impervious to the cold
- Decriminalization of Marijuana and acceptance of Gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, infact, be indestructable
- Consistantly stays just below Cultural Radar yet never quite disappears
- Never had a 'Disco' phase
- Seemingly endless supple of Timber, Donuits and Scotch-pliad hats with EarFlaps
- Plays a mean game of pond hockey
- It could be the next world power..what with all the Asians and Indians making up most of its population
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